Brandons very first day at school, not really lar

Todays the beginning of a pretty brand new chapter of my very very quite interesting papaya-like life. I woke up at 3am. Then i went back to sleep again before waking up at 6.10am. Yeah, followed by the basic crap i do every morning. Went to school feeling so fucked, because i discovered that the first ever testimonial i got was actually... from myself! I WAS THE FIRST EVER PERSON WHO POSTED ON MY OWN FRIENDSTER, I FELT SO STUPID. I had fish ball noodle for recess. Speaking of fishball noodle, i realized that i have not paid for my Fishball noodles a few days back. The fishball auntie was very bad as she gave me 3 fishballs when i was expecting only one fish ball. The name Fishball Noodle suggest one fish ball only. Not Fishballs noodle. She gave me the hastle of having to eat the extra two fishball which was very humiliating. After school, was lectured by maureen wong outside the staff room.
This was how it went:
MW: what did you tell me during my lesson?
Me: something we go see miss nai
MW: I am a woman of my words. I say i will check with miss nai means i will check with miss nai, where did you go before my lesson?
Me: the toilet
MW: why? must put make up arh?
Me: ya, something like that.
MW: why? want to impress girls is it?
Me: ya
MW: Tell me which girl from the class you want to impress, tell me larh!
Me: er, all the girls in the class

Then she told me lots of irrelevant crap which was of cause, crappy. Then she went to tell some marvelous story to ky. Wow, no wonder she has such a huge belly. A belly belly big belly. Tell too much story till the belly so big.Then we went to play soccer. Then we went home. I watched some documentary about Osama Bin Larden. I feel that he should try shaving off his beard. it'll make him seem less menacing and also less hairy.