Paxton Is Sick

Today was the 1st day of Term 4. I was extremely unexcited to go back to school. When i walked into the class. I saw Louis on my seat. I felt elated as he had helped to warm my seat for me so my ass would not feel cold. Thanks Louis. I then realised there was literature homework but i did not have enough time to complete it so i just did nothing about it. I then went down for assembly. Then it was time for literature. I did not do my homework so i have to do it 3 times. I feel miserable as i felt that it was unreasonable. And, i'll tell you why. You see. Does it make sense to do homework three times? It doesn't! If you do it one time, you will feel contented and you would even have time to eat some stupidly named delicacies. An example would be Buddha Jumps Over The Wall. Its some Chinese soup. But it's name is retarded! Wtf sia Buddha Jumps Over The Wall. On the other hand. If you do your homework three times. You would only have time to drink water. Which is not enough. Therefore, i conclude that Miss Thor wants to starve us. How cruel is that. We then had science which was very boring. We then went down for recess where Brandon and i talked about the word Keong. We were figuring out how to pronounce the word "Keong" to make it sound good. We laughed a lot. We then had boring lessons. I then felt extremely hot on the inside. I then felt cold when the fan blew at me. I felt hot and cold at the same time and i had a headache. I concluded that i had fell sick. We then went for our music lesson. Kai Yuan switched off the lights and then he went to apologise to Mrs Wong. After that was just boring stuff. I then decided to go home and not for gym as i was sick. I then slept for two hours as i felt awfully lethargic. I then watched some TV and took some pills. And then i went to take a bath. I saw a brown miniature papaya in the toilet bowl. It looked exceedingly cute. It was actually my faeces. I then watched more TV before deciding to come here to post. I still must say, the miniature brown papaya smelled terrible. I apparently love Chien Nie for helping me type the Night Shift Worker out as i lost it. And she apparently loves me for loving her. Thank You Belly Much.