Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Paxton's guide to achieving the best shitting experience.

Hey BUST TARTS.

To achieve the best shitting experience. It all depends on the kind of person that you are. If you're a HARDCORE person. You must use all your might and exert full force upon shitting. That way, the shit will accelerate at full speed towards the water, resulting in a BIG SPLASH!!! WOOOO! Then, your butt cheeks will be soaking wet, causing you to feel cold and then SHIVER.

If you're a softcore person, you must slowly slowly let it out. Preventing the BIG SPLASH from owning your nuts.

That is all.