Hey BUST TARTS.
To achieve the best shitting experience. It all depends on the kind of person that you are. If you're a HARDCORE person. You must use all your might and exert full force upon shitting. That way, the shit will accelerate at full speed towards the water, resulting in a BIG SPLASH!!! WOOOO! Then, your butt cheeks will be soaking wet, causing you to feel cold and then SHIVER.
If you're a softcore person, you must slowly slowly let it out. Preventing the BIG SPLASH from owning your nuts.
That is all.