Thursday, January 17, 2008

Blogging more usually than usual. Usually i don't blog this much so this is quite unusual.. and usually my titles aren't this long. so.. SHIT NO SPACE

My title very funny... MEH? Shiok is now pronounced as SHIORKzxxcz.

Onto my second ambition. This is a shared ambition between Brandon and I. As you already know, we are really into saving the environment and protecting Mother Nature. We have decided that Brandon was going to be a truck driver. As in like those people who drive trucks around. And I being the stronger and manlier guy would cling onto the back of the truck and pick up any form of litter i find. So here's how i picture a typical day of us at work.

Brandon and I head to PRATA HOUSE to have some prata in the morning.
Some curry got onto our face.
We order one more egg prata each to wipe the curry off our faces.
We then head for the extremely clean toilet to shit together in different cubicles as to make ourselves as light as possible thus not slowing the truck down.
We then order one more onion prata each to wipe our backside!!! HEHEHE so funny!
We literally and not metaphorically hop onto the truck hoping to attract some chics seeing us hop as hopping onto the truck's really cool.
We drive around and see some spit on the floor.
I literally jump and do a forward roll and whipped out a cheese prata from my butt and wipe the saliva up.
Making the floor shiny and sparkling clean!

We decide to head for MEH NOR NER for lunch.
We ordered 2 sets of Happy Meals as we wanted to be happy.
We then used the toy to wipe our mouth and hands.
We left meh nor ner and went to continue searching for more litter.
We LEAPED onto the truck as we felt pretty gay and wanted to show that we were feeling gay.
I saw a tissue paper on the floor and leaped off the truck and grabbed it using my butt cheeks. HAHAHA SO CHEEKY OF ME!

To end the day off, Brandon and I decided to watch the sunset.
We started to stare at the sun from 4pm to 8pm.
It was the most beautiful thing we had ever seen.
We then went home but not before I crack Brandon's nuts. As in the Camel nuts he bought.