Paxton's EXTREMELY SMELLY Day.

Today was an extremely smelly day. I kept farting. My fart seriously stinks. It must be the damned tom yam soup that i drank yesterday. Dammit! I just farted only to smelly my own fart again. Today morning i woke up at 9am. The early BIRD catches the worms. I then watched Pirates of the Carribean on my computer. Strangely, i have never watched any of the movies before. I watched The Black Pearl and Dead Man's Chest. It was not bad. Basic Instinct was still better as it had more sex. Pirates doesn't even have sex. I then did nothing else. It was a boring and lonely day. I felt extremely lonely today. Like a last Khali Puff being left at an Old Chang Kee store after having its family taken away by those uncaring people who bought 99Khali Puffs when the stall had made 100Khali Puffs. I felt like that lonely Khali Puff. Lonely, alone and feeling very khali-ish. Thanks for reading my crap. Tag Please.