Brandon's very interestingly boring day

"Ring ring ring" my alarm clock went... It was 1pm in the afternoon. I went to the toilet to brush my teeth. coupled with some listerine to make my breath fresher so that my granny wouldnt faint when i talked to her. I went to watch a repeated telecast of some champions league game on channel 23 ESPN or StarSports. i cannot rmb. It was a clash between the white white Real Madrid and the nazi nazi Bayern Munich. 5 goals in the first half. haha. Quite interesting as both teams attacked alot. it was 3-1 by the first half, with madrid leading. Then towards the end of a game, bayern scored a consolation goal resulting in 3-2. madrid still winning anyway. The goals were all sweet and cool. I want to be Iker Cassilas(Real Madrid's number 1) when i grow up because i like his side burns. Then i watched the wad Man Vs Wild on discovery channel. It was cool. I wonder wad would i do if i ever get lost in a swamp. I think i would probably just sit on a tree and w8 for help while listening to my mp3. Then i watched somemore soccer on the new soccer channel. Then i got really bored so i went to study my maths. Then there was this really adorably irritatingly young small boy who kept disturbing me. He was my grandmother's friend's grandson. K1 this year. He was bullying me. He was constantly playing with my guitar which i felt was not right as the guitar strings might snap and hurt him, Not because he was fucking noisy and i could not concentrate with my maths. So i lent him a soccer ball to play with which he kept bouncing like a basketball. Then we played soccer in my room! Then i asked him to pass the ball to me then he managed to throw it at my head with much precision. Then i decided to study again. the small boy then told me he had an orange color underwear for no damn reason. It felt totally wierd. After dinner, i decided to get a shower. I made an HUGE MASSIVE BIG discovery: THE TOILET LIGHT WOULDNT TURN ON NO MATTER HOW I CLICKED THE SWITCH. It was already dark then so i had to shower in the dark! i was afraid. very afraid. I closed my eyes to make myself more afraid because it would be darker. The DARKER THE SCARIER! It was really dark inside, couldnt really see much. Then i felt a hand touch my butt! I screamed and grabbed the hand which was touching me but it turned out to be my other hand. Then i came out of the shower and proceeded to post on this blog( with my clothes on of cause).